Dumbass Punk

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

*giggles fondly* what a fucking idiot

*kicking feet* what a fucking chump

*bats eyes* what a fucking loser

You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

let me dig this bullet out of your shoulder in the most homoerotic way possible. that’s crucial to the healing process. i know what i’m doing

one in your thigh and abdomen as well? say less

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

where r those memes of the stick people or crudely drawn people going absolutely feral n just biting ppl n ripping off arms

haters see me and say christ what is that

Current gender is I'm not a man but I AM a guy. Just some guy. Weird little guy. New type of guy. That's me babey

he was in arthur.

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

This is true.

what were you doing in a falafel

Let a man live