i exist!

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

IN DWARF FORTRESS YOU HAVE TO WORRY IF YOUR LIVESTOCK MIGHT BE GAY WTF

the military future of my fort relies on the heterosexuality of these two turkeys and they do NOT seem interested in each other

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

going to the List of Wars page on wikipedia and scrolling through hundreds of entries like "in 1819 three mice had war over a soybean" and the moderators are unwilling to delete it

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

FUCK YOU

what are you? gay?

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

oh yeah? oh yeah?

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

*doesn’t stop you*

Huh

im sorry did you need something you homophobe