what are my lungs if not two giant juul pods

for my cereal

lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

Boobs freak me out

The way they jiggle and bounce.... Unnatural.

Look up uncanny vally theory

misogyny is eating you alive

My body made out of metal alloy

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

i go to the doctors office and they immediately whip me with chains and spray me with raid

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

*drinks a green chemical*

tfw when your shock collar goes off and you dont even know what you did wrong 😒

(observes you)

(you behave like a particle)

(behaves like a wave when u stop observing me. boss moments😎)

bitches will call me edward scissorhands

fd