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the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

could be worse

meh

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Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

#the plastic container i keep all our dried beans and rice in..............#could be Worse but damn it now i have to replace it and all the beans and rice #polls

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someone drew a dog on the whiteboard behind my work area and i've been gradually adding other animals beside it and i still don't know if anyone's noticed, much less whoever drew the dog to begin with

#there is currently a parrot and a cat #i might add something new tomorrow after work #our clinic is slowly Emptying so i'm usually the last one to leave anymore

memecucker

TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

orange-catsidy

huh, i wonder why this person has a problem with being blocked. im sure they have really normal ideas about bringing pets inside restaurants

special-lucky-chosen-one

one of today's unluckiest 10K

#the journey i just went on in my brain to Remember what this is all about #just a cascade of '?? wha? pets inside- wait. wasn't there a- oh. oH. OHH. OH YEAH'

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

#setting this out there in case anyone else is in this area #i checked our eggs already and they're Safe but still #me looking at the brands that were included like 'oh gdi. that's the one we get' and dragging myself over to the fridge lmao #i also was not previously aware of what a julian date is so that's something new learned for today

lilyflxwers

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

#i don't. think i have much of an accent #which is Sad bc i live in oklahoma and i think the more southern-sounding accents are kinda charming and i wish i had one sometimes #yeah ik neither the midwest or the south wants us but shhh #the only thing i do is drop the g at the end of words like talking #and ya instead of you if i'm talking too fast. and. maybe a few other lazy things #idk man maybe someday i'll actually voice chat with someone and it'll turn out i sound more okie than i thought lmao

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onceuponawhine

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Voting ended on13h

fipindustries

i got to meet one of my maternal grandfathers and they were great, they were awsome.

the other one died before i could meet them but everything i heard of them tells me they would have been cool

#i live with him. i've lived with him since 2011 and throughout my childhood/teen years before that we lived with him off and on #it's. Difficult but he's a good man. loved my grandma and took care of her when her health problems Started Up #when there were still roses in the backyard he would bring one in every now and then to put on her table ;-;#we're just very different people and i'm overwrought rip #polls #king of the dad jokes. hilariously kind of a prude. can start a conversation with anyone. loves country music #he and my grandma met on a blind date and she showed up grumpy with curlers in her hair and he thought that was grand #bc it meant she was Practical and Down To Earth ghfhhfie #at least that's how the story goes

milf--adjacent

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

#honestly idek what he looks like

mashafoodie

i'd been hearing a lot of small chirps that almost sounded like they were in my room and i was so confused but i just opened my window blinds for the first time in A While and i finally realized there's a bird's nest in the little tree growing against my window ;o;

mashafoodie

nvm mama came back they're cardinals............. ;A;

#there's at least one baby in it i can see them moving around......#what kinda birds are they #i'm going to try to get a picture when i get back home

i think one of the funniest things about living in a place where you get both extremes of seasons is that you'll be ass deep in summer and sweating to death and when you remember in another four months or so it's going to be Freezing it feels like your brain playing a trick on you

#comparatively ik it doesn't get THAT cold here but it does get below freezing regularly so i'm considering it at least a proper winter #i was walking through the parking lot to my car at work yesterday and it's like. 104 and i was just thinking #man #this is august. we're on the downward slope of summer here #eventually i'm going to be wearing sweaters and long leggings again #it'll be Freezing in my bedroom again #if i'm still here in this house. i don't think i will be #but it's hard to remember that it also gets Cold eventually when it's 104 out lmao

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i hate how irritable i am these days

like i'll be fine and then just one stumbling block too many and i become the biggest bitch alive

#if i could just have a space to go where i was completely alone #i think that would fix me #if i could just be a face in the crowd for every single person on earth #if i didn't have to pretend i matter to anyone as something more than just a passing thing to Use #something that helps them get from point a to point b #that would fix me #i'm just worn out on being connected to other people #i want to be a stranger to everyone for a while #vent #negative #?? idk at this point

i had never in all my 37 years seen a cicada killer wasp before and now this year I've seen two (maybe three??) within the last week

#mama that's a big ol wasp #apparently they're emerging Early this year here bc of the unusually warm weather #they are kinda pretty tho #i get a little ping when bugs are big enough to really get a good look at them #fun

we're getting on down to our last 60 days at work before we close and it's kinda hard to believe. and i've been getting a bit Sadder about it bc i keep realizing things like. oh. last year wound up being the last christmas exchange/dirty santa game i got to play with these particular coworkers. last year was the last time dr li will come around with her inevitable honey baked ham gift cards for thanksgiving

wherever i end up i'll have a different boss and i hope they're even half as laid-back and understanding as my current one is. i'll have different coworkers. i may not even be working in an office setting. i may not have True coworkers at all. i may not even hardly see my boss if i'm working overnight

#lies down #i'm still searching for a position too

spin-the-wheel-polls

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Voting ended onAug 2

derinthescarletpescatarian

Cmon man.

blind-leading

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

derinthescarletpescatarian

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

blind-leading

😆🤣😭

I was thinking spitting stomach acid in my enemies eyes like a spitting cobra. But you have a point.

#fliES????#polls

not all of us exchanging hugs when we're leaving the restaurant, me getting two Very Big, Very Sincere hugs, and needing a moment in my car before i drove off....................

#staring into my iced coffee

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back from the concert and! some highlights

ok so i did see lord huron. i don't think i've said that yet. they did the first song i heard by them (meet me in the woods) and i really enjoyed the live version. it felt more. frenetic?? dynamic??? idk but it had a slightly different energy than usual

at one point he asked the audience to listen to the new album if we have time but one request is to listen to it front to back the old-fashioned way. 'yeah yeah i know about singles. i know about tic tacs. i'm hip'

asked the crowd what their preferred way of listening to music is and when there was way more uproar for vinyl than for anything else he was like 'there's a lot of nerds here tonight huh' hfhfieo

the lady who walked by wearing a shirt that said 'tattoos are trashy' in big bold print. while sporting like two full sleeves

the other lady who walked by in the cutest sundress i've ever seen and with possibly the Biggest Guns i've ever seen irl

the poor vendor guy who didn't see the very slight step and tripped over it, but managed to find his footing at the last second and Not Fall, and just smoothly did a high-pitched 'WHOO HOO' without a beat

it had never really Hit me before now that there's definitely a country/western theme in some of their music, especially like. the sense of a lone, grizzled but just drifter coming up against the crooked law or the Uncaring universe in general. also like. doo wop??? just a lot of Influences that i'm not 100% on but i'd never really clocked before

there were video clips interspersed throughout the concert and one of them was an old guy in a cowboy hat who did this spiel like 'do u ever feel like [extended eldritch horror concept]??' and following it up with a discomfited and confused 'it's the damnedest thing' before it cut away from him

the band that played before them had Amazing and very pretty harmonies......................

i was Responsible and put on sunscreen and it BETRAYED me bc i started sweating and it got into my eye and i was utterly miserable throughout the first hour or so of the concert. i'm never using sunscreen again. i'm just going to Fry from here on out >8c

#and now. i will sleep #i took tomorrow morning off preemptively and i'm so gd glad i did bc. whoo. that heat. takes it outta u #i really really like this venue. it really is my favorite tbh #i wish more shows came to it

i just realized

our house was built in 1920. but the city i live in wasn't established until the 1940s...................

#staring into space

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