Hello world

it’s actually really easy to include gay characters that don’t die, what you do is, you just write a character, make them gay, and then don’t kill them

i dropped my hot fresh baked tilapia on the floor just now and i almost cried but then i decided to just eat it anyway and now everything is fine

i drowned it in lemon juice, it was good

Guess who’s changing their voicemail outgoing message

sometimes … just need to chomp

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

“Kyllä, kissa. Minä olen tämän tarinan pahis, koska en antanut sinun syödä neulatyynyä, joka oli edelleen täynnä neuloja.”

This need more reblogs

Now this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read