You've got to wear a uniform

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Just scrolled past an absolutely fucking atrocious hot take and I didn't say anything! Even though really wanted to cuz the take was ass honestly. That is what I call maturity

the worst part is steve rogers WOULDN’T. he wouldn’t leave sam with the responsibility of the shield without being there to support him. he wouldn’t go back to a woman who died of old age, had her own life and told him to move on. he wouldn’t have ever, not even once, considered leaving bucky — aka his entire world wrapped up in one person — alone, especially after just getting him back. and he wouldn’t have decided that he’d fought the good fight enough and retire in suburbia in the decade epitomes for traditional values aka an antitheses to everything he stood for. the real steve rogers would legitimately hate the man marvel put on the screen in endgame. and yet. and yet

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.