We'll be Glowing in the Dark

Delete this

*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go

sir that’s my emotional support assassin

i have never once in my life met someone who said they hated spider-man and tbh……i don’t want to

like how would u even respond to someone saying that they hate spider-man i would probably accuse them of being green goblin on the spot

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

omg this makes me so happy.

something to help lighten the mood tonight 

when bella got abandoned by edward we ALL got abandoned that was a group experience

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.