Renegade Care Bear

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

I hate current & historical colonization for all the obvious reasons of course, but also it makes me so fucking mad that we'll never get to see what a modern version of The Americas or Australia or the UK or Africa or any other places whose history was massively altered by slavery & foreign takeover would be like if they'd instead been left alone to develop and enter the global trade network as their own fully respected and sovereign nations. I wanna know how similar or different a fully Pictish modern Scotland would be, a surviving and prospering Caddo people still living on the Great Raft's ecosystem, what cool things the native people in Aoteoroa would've come up with if we'd just let them do it in peace and on their own terms. You get what I mean

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

Historians are going to talk about “Folk songs from the twenty first century” hundreds of years from now and its just going to be Pentatonix

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

have they done a remake yet where scooby & the gang star in a viral ghosthunting youtube series? that would be insufferable i want one

"they did found footage" no i don't want blair witch i want them running an obnoxious video podcast with regularly scheduled sponsor breaks. Daphne does marketing & social media analytics. Velma does the editing. Fred is the annoyingly chipper cameraman. Shag and Scoob are just there