Marshall☮

petition for the yellowjackets writers to release a pdf of shaunas wilderness journals after the last season is finished because holy shit I need to read them

I'm sorry but Mari just singing "I'm too sexy for this cave I'm too sexy for this rope I'm too sexy for these rocks I'm too sexy to be murdered I'm a hostage" and then when she's out still managing to find hatred and stupidity in her heart to make jokes and continue beefing with Shauna telling her she'd walked over to civilization to fuck her dad even though she'd been maced and she had a fucked up knee is top tier television. One of the best fucking characters in the show. She's so doomed but so real and so funny. I love you, Mari. I hope you beat the allegations because you're great and I really don't want you to die in a pit. No one could match your haterism and your humor

Sophie Nelisse deserves awards for the way Shauna's face has been warped by her hatred and anger, like I look back at baby deer Shauna from season one and I'm like, how are you doing that. It's not the maturing of her face either cause Sophie is still absolutely gorgeous, but when she becomes Shauna it's like there's a sadistic anger and frustration in every cell on her body.

Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls

I knew Mari wasn't going to make it bc if she had lived my girl would NOT have respected their pact. she would have written books, would go on talk shows calling Shauna shanibal lecter, she would have been a Tonya harding type of celebrity and I love that for her.