Aspen Leger Is My Husband

Please just don’t.

me: thought of a meme

Whats an asperica? Isn’t that a vegetable?

Just recently my boyfriend has revealed to me that he too would like to see all the democracies of the world be exchanged for monarchies. Perhaps me marrying @marid-illea was less of a fanfiction and more of a psychic vision of my future. Macrid happened guys.  

Lowkey have no idea when you sent this but if it’s been a really long time I’m so sorry! But heyyyy

My college roommate has been giving me the silent treatment all day then tagged me in this meme on Facebook from her end of the dorm.

Me, pretending I'm America Singer (and butchering the one pose in the least attractive grad photo I took)

But I will never forget that day I found that document with that scene that started everything. Writing that book was like finishing a memory I couldn't quite remember but could recognize all the same.

laurens: [flips the board]

Maxon: [offended] I'd make an amazing stripper!