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America, to King Clarkson: Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should know that I don't care

#another draft with no source #mrtflr #some see a queue. perspective.#incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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May: What’s going on here?

Osten: Teenage rebellion.

May: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people.

#mrtflr #some see a queue. perspective.#incorrect quotes #source: I don’t remember #i am an idiot who never write my sources for my drafts apparently

Maxon: [Shooting a movie] Aspen, you’ll play my father.

Aspen: I don’t want to be your father…

Maxon: Perfect, you already know your lines!

#🥲#am I back? no I just woke up in a cold sweat needing to post this #posting some of my drafts #some see queue. perspective.#mrtflr #incorrect quotes #source: my brain

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Eikko: Watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.

Eikko: [Holds hand up to reveal the words 'Please be nice to me.']

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: 30 rock #incorrect quotes

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Henri: … then he suddenly said I was a Dutch bag.

Eikko in the distance: IT WAS A TYPO!

Henri: I’M SWENDISH!

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: the originals #incorrect quotes

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Celeste: America, truth or dare?

America: Dare.

Celeste: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest boy in the room. And notice I charitably said "boy" and not "person" because let's face it, I'd smoke all of you.

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: perks of being a wallflower #incorrect quotes

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King Clarkson: If you have any questions just ask.

America: If a bear and a shark got in a fight who would win?

King Clarkson: If you have any RELEVANT questions just ask.

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: misfits #incorrect quotes

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Maxon: Lighten up. Do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

America: You mean the harsh light of reality?

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: daria #incorrect quotes

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America: It’s dark, I’m scared.

Maxon: Don’t worry babe! I got this.

Maxon: [Stomps foot]

Maxon: [Sketchers light up]

America: …

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: internet #incorrect quotes

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Eikko: I love you more than anything in the whole world. Eadlyn, I love you more than Henri.

Eadlyn: Oh my god.

Eikko: It's hard for me to say, but it's true.

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: idk #incorrect quotes

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Ahren: Who's that?

Eadlyn: Jack Ranger.

Ahren: He's got a very punchable face.

Eadlyn: Yeah, I noticed that.

#some see a queue. perspective.#mrtflr #source: leverage #incorrect quotes

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Eadlyn: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I would be dead.

Ahren: What do corals even get stressed about?

Osten: Current events.

Kaden: Get out.

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*At Eadlyn’s surprise 30th birthday party*

Henri: [loosens his tie]

Eikko: Would you put that back on? Eadlyn’s gonna be here any minute.

Henri: But it hurts my Henri’s apple!

Eikko: For the last time - it’s not named after each individual name.

#some see queue. perspective.#mrtflr #incorrect quotes

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America: My name is America with a “b” and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire -

Kriss: stop stop stop. where?

America: hm?

Kriss: where’s the “b”?

America: thERE’S A BEE???

#mrtflr #incorrect quotes #some see a queue. perspective.

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[on the phone]

Maxon: Hello?

America: It's America.

Maxon m: What did she do this time?

America: No, it's me, America. It's actually me.

Maxon: What did you do this time?

#my first post #mrtflr #incorrect quotes #some see a queue. perspective.

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Maxon: You're like a son to me.

Ahren: Dad. I am your son.

#mrtflr #incorrect quotes #some see a queue. perspective.

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Maxon: *to America* Love you, my dear.

Maxon: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than 'my dear'.

Maxon: You're my angel... dust.

Maxon: Sorry. That's a drug.

#mrtflr #incorrect quotes #some see a queue. perspective.

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