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America, to King Clarkson: Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should know that I don't care

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May: What’s going on here?
Osten: Teenage rebellion.
May: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people.
Maxon: [Shooting a movie] Aspen, you’ll play my father.
Aspen: I don’t want to be your father…
Maxon: Perfect, you already know your lines!
Eikko: Watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.
Eikko: [Holds hand up to reveal the words 'Please be nice to me.']
Henri: … then he suddenly said I was a Dutch bag.
Eikko in the distance: IT WAS A TYPO!
Henri: I’M SWENDISH!

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Celeste: America, truth or dare?
America: Dare.
Celeste: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest boy in the room. And notice I charitably said "boy" and not "person" because let's face it, I'd smoke all of you.
King Clarkson: If you have any questions just ask.
America: If a bear and a shark got in a fight who would win?
King Clarkson: If you have any RELEVANT questions just ask.
Maxon: Lighten up. Do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?
America: You mean the harsh light of reality?
America: It’s dark, I’m scared.
Maxon: Don’t worry babe! I got this.
Maxon: [Stomps foot]
Maxon: [Sketchers light up]
America: …
Eikko: I love you more than anything in the whole world. Eadlyn, I love you more than Henri.
Eadlyn: Oh my god.
Eikko: It's hard for me to say, but it's true.

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Ahren: Who's that?
Eadlyn: Jack Ranger.
Ahren: He's got a very punchable face.
Eadlyn: Yeah, I noticed that.
Eadlyn: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I would be dead.
Ahren: What do corals even get stressed about?
Osten: Current events.
Kaden: Get out.
*At Eadlyn’s surprise 30th birthday party*
Henri: [loosens his tie]
Eikko: Would you put that back on? Eadlyn’s gonna be here any minute.
Henri: But it hurts my Henri’s apple!
Eikko: For the last time - it’s not named after each individual name.
America: My name is America with a “b” and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire -
Kriss: stop stop stop. where?
America: hm?
Kriss: where’s the “b”?
America: thERE’S A BEE???
[on the phone]
Maxon: Hello?
America: It's America.
Maxon m: What did she do this time?
America: No, it's me, America. It's actually me.
Maxon: What did you do this time?

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Maxon: You're like a son to me.
Ahren: Dad. I am your son.
Maxon: *to America* Love you, my dear.
Maxon: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than 'my dear'.
Maxon: You're my angel... dust.
Maxon: Sorry. That's a drug.