Life According To A Music Major

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What every 4th grade music teacher taught when teaching recorder: Remember Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge and FACE! They’re the line and space notes!

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Befriending the monster under your bed has always been a risky affair. You either do it right or you die. Follow the tips below to increase your chances of friendship.

Read bedtime stories to your monster.

Offer food once in a while. 

In some cases your monster might be aggressive; show dominance. I suggest you pick up ’How to Cook the Monster under Your Bed’ by notorious monster serial killer Dave Harley, and put it on your nightstand. Visit the HGK477 library and ask Bob. He knows where to find it. 

Do not look directly into its eyes. Ask for permission first. 

If you notice that your closet door is opened, move out of the room, you won’t be able to handle two of them.

Talk to the monster. 

Some monsters only read dreams and don’t understand the human language. Increase the chance of you having a monster friendly dream by visualizing yourself doing something nice with the monster until you fall asleep. 

Leave an arm, any arm, dangling from your bed. 

If pitch black shadows darker than dark creep up on the walls, leave immediately. It’s not your room anymore. 

Clean underneath your bed for them.

If your bed starts to shake violently, stop. Try again tomorrow.

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