This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

This is the saddest post on tumblr

Love

KUNG POW PENIS

This will be the exception to the people getting blocked for adding that to one of my posts, since it's accurate instead of childish.

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

horny me is a completely different person, do not tell me what she has done or said, i don’t wanna know, that’s her business