rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

dan live on australian morning show said: "we're the guys that made your daughters hair blue, we're the person that made them a boy, maybe theyre a them now but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

big fan of rice

the most realistic bit in all of harry potter was that there was a wildly wealthy parent with platinum blonde hair on the PTA who had awful politics and nothing better to do than be a massive pain in the ass to anyone who even looked funny at their terrorist of a child