Marissa Brielle

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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

(long story. tl;dr at the end)

Seriously. 4 years ago, I’m cashiering at a whacky mart on a register that holds all the smokes and alcohol. It’s 10pm and these two young men (early 20s) come up to the counter. They have three random novelty items (I don’t remember they were), but it was strange and unusual to get odd items this late at night. Maybe it was for some fraternity, I don’t know. It’s a college town so I get weird stuff from frats a lot. I scan the items and tell them their total is $22.xx.

Grinning at each other, they reach into their jackets and slam down two gallon zip-lock bags, full of only pennies. I stare them in the eye, but they didn’t even look back at me. Everyone else in line groan and went to other registers. These two kids knew what they were doing, but they didn’t know what they were in for because I prepared for this; I knew this was going to inevitably happen. I grinned with them, because I was gonna get paid during this. These pranksters are here for recreation. This convo occurs between Me, Ringleader (the other guy was silent and awkward), and a friendly coworker of mine.

Last Friday I was buying my Friday night beverages which consists of a pint of Captain Morgan and a 6 pack.

I’ve been doing this every Friday for months now at the same store with the same clerk. The clerk naturally did ID me the first few times however after awhile he just stopped asking for my ID.

Well last Friday I was about to pay for my adult beverages and the lady behind me says “Mr, aren’t you going ID this young man?” the store clerk said “O I know he’s 27 he’s shown me his ID before” the lady says “Mr. The law says you have to verify he is above the age of 21”

I turn around and say “really? My ID is in my car” she smiles and says “Well thats too bad”

I know she’s in the right, still being a bitch. She’s an older lady maybe in her 50s? Anyway I go out grab my ID show it to the clerk who takes my payment. He bags my stuff and as I’m heading out the door and I stop turn around and say “Hey Mr. aren’t you going ID that lady? Make sure she’s of legal age”

She looks at me and says “Now come on this is just silly” I said “The law is no joking matter Mrs, now do you have your ID?” she looked at the clerk who smiled and said “ID miss” she protested “But I left my ID at the house” to which I fired back “Well thats too bad”

Clerk grabbed her bottle of wine and put it behind the counter and said “I’ll hold onto this for you until you come back with your ID”

She wasn’t a happy camper.

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

Protester in Baltimore trying to avoid violence

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I f*cked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let’s go:

So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af. I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster. He comes to his seat and introduces himself as ‘Evan’. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.

He looks at the name and says ……. “What the f*ck does this say”

I brace myself for the f*ckery like;