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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

please

@zoethesportsblog

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes

Why is he better at this than me

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity