It'sa me, Mario!

@marioalwaysgoesfirst

I study literature with creative writing at Aberystwyth University. I'm twenty, hella lazy and appreciate John Mayer, Nintendo games and Lord of the Rings, among other things. I am not as aloof as I sound here. Oh, and someday I wish to publish a novel about a man called Phil. Unfortunately the world is not a wish-granting factory.

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tahthetrickster

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

zmenit

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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powerarmor

”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”

me: *already asleep*

joshpeck

i have never been more awake

nessa007

PREACH

wreathedinscales

Andy Samberg is what now

miss-krypton

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

sxetcher

Dont you mean what the woof woof were they thinking?

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pisboy

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

pisboy

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

scatterbone

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showerthoughtsofficial

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420

excuse me

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nautilus-shell-deactivated20260

Bye?

Muffy is an icon

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

sadhoc

Don’t talk to Mumford or his sons ever again

formerlynoisetank

“when i was growing up people didn’t do that!”

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