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S A T I S F A C T I O N

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much! The art doesn’t belong to Atlas Obscura, this is art from All Yesterdays: Unique and Speculative Views of Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Animals. 

You sure that ain’t a portal?

Wow I don’t understand math at all

Practical, every day use of maths: Not being dooped by dipshit marketing teams

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

In the rain please. Always.

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

BRUH

Woah.

“And that’s why I have job security” Well played.

Well damn big fella!

Ok first of all this is PORN 😩👅

@staff take it down

Stop and take this moment to appreciate the fact that both of your nostrils are open and you can breathe easy. Your throat doesn’t hurt. You don’t have a headache. Take a moment