How Bow Da

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

Here’s how Myspace can still win

This video put me in the hospital.

Good :)

this is like a fever dream

when Freud said “Straight men smoke cigars to relieve their latent desire to suck dick.”

He said what he said! Meanwhile Freud was out here throwing NECK!

Wait Freud is a confirmed ‘mo?

We’re all confirmed mos

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.