don't judge me

if megatron falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does starscream still declare himself the new leader of the decepticons?

Look man loving anime titties isn’t even a weeb thing it’s just a fact of life

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons! me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients! me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

#no parrying we die like men   (via @nerdgasrnz)

“Is this the People’s Republic?” “NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0