When drugs get bored.

me and my bro abt to give ur pokemon the tender loving care it deserves to purge it of its locked heart (we are also going to beat the shit outta u)

Also while I'm at it, fuck it, check out my stupid Angel Hare AU

It's based off that False Gabby vid from the creators, but False Gabby trains Jonah to become a formidable, lumbering serial killer.

Jonah is now a mostly mute behemoth of a man, hiding his identity with a Bunny mask Gabby gets him after his face is burnt and disfigured. He's a bit absent-minded since instead of being taught life lessons, he was being guided on how to clean up crime scenes, but with his "angel" by his side, he can't ever fail.

Gabby (or False Gabby) is a bit of a mystery, whether she's the true Gabriel or not is never stated. However, she still cares for Jonah in her wicked, odd ways. Her words can be harsh, and she's a bit ill tempered sometimes, but loves him regardless. Unlike her more wholesome counterpart, she can sort of "manifest" in the real world by causing people to hallucinate her. If you see Jonah, expect to see her soon after.

Jonah's hometown is constantly haunted by rumors of the Bunny Face Killer, and any remnants of Jonah or the Whitman family disappeared years ago to a flood. Only a miracle from the heavens above will be able to free the town of this bloody curse...

I totally agree! I know Dio was written as evil from the beginning but really think that if all the shit with dario never happened he at least had a chance to grow up with Jonathan and erina like a normal family. Anyway, have some pol <3