do you ever think about how bella had to be the most weak thing in a room full of old glass looking vampires AND have her socks and shoes wet from running through that fountain, at the SAME TIME? do you ever think how bad that was? how much it accentuated the overall not-okay feeling?? because oh man, i sure do

twilight au where Bella actually eats the meal Esme cooked for her in the first movie

bella was so focused on personal hygiene in Breaking Dawn while on the honeymoon because in twilight edward permanently ruined her confidence by acting like she was the stinkiest bitch on earth when she walked into bio class

for the rest of her life anytime bella sees a worm there’s a part of her that goes “look bella look it’s a worm” in a perfect imitation of eric’s voice