sad yeehaw

mike newton was like don’t have depression bella you’re so sexy aha

It really pisses me off how Bella was forced to get rid of her truck like did it ever occur to you Edward that maybe not everyone needs a Ferrari

esme is such a disaster mom. like her brooding emo son says he’s bringing a girl home and her name is bella so esme’s just like OK GUESS WE’RE HAVING ITALIAN FOOD! SHE MUST BE ITALIAN IT’S IN HER NAME BONJOURNO BELLA HOPE U LIKE FOOD FROM ITALY BC UR NAME IS ITALIAN like she rlly committed to the whole bit and i love her for it

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

like, it's funny, but edward wasn't even that good at social distancing, he would tell bella "stay away from me" , then follow her around like a damn puppy. fucking good thing twilight wasn't set in 2020.

Alice is compact and easy to carry or pick up as so desired, and tends to simply roll with it and, on occasion, cheer depending upon who it is.  Jasper, on the other hand, Does Not Wish To Be Carried; a challenge which Emmett accepts daily and enthusiastically.

What if it’s Alice who’s carrying him around? Does Jasper accept his fate then?

i guess my real question about twilight (2008) is…….why were the cullens even walking into lunch late? where were they all coming from? did they mutually decide to come in fashionably late just for the drama of it all?

yes

there is no better dynamic than leah being like “STOP being nice to me!! I hate you!!” while esme calmly continues to try to feed her sandwiches