a weenie

i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

some fukin 40 yr old trying to write a relatable dialogue between teenagers: boy: idk man it’s just that….when i see her my heart does the nae nae you kno…. *looks at floor embarrassed while running fingers through hair* boy # 2: haha Josh wow are you saying that you’re in LOVE haha like you have FEELINGS boy # 1: haha ofc not man i’ll see you at the party tonight *they dab in unision before parting ways, the first boy’s dab somewhat doubtful and solemn*

blaine getting his throat slit was one of the happiest moments of my life until he came back

what the fuck happened after i stopped watching glee

Fucking amazing

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

The thing about using Captain Holt as a reaction image is you don’t know if he’s saying “I’m so disappointed in you for making that joke” or “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I can barely contain the laughter.”

#ray holt is the schrodinger’s cat of reaction gifs (via zimquist)

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

roll for wedding vows

It’s a Nat 1…

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring