I'm a little taken aback, as I wasn't expecting to make it onto so many of the "Top 5 Hottest Guys" lists. But please, keep the compliments coming. @glamourstarters

don't be taken aback because they all speak the truth, i mean have you looked at yourself? you'd be on mine no questions asked.

under the safety of my rock. it's nice under here, clean, doesn't require too much effort. though i do miss your gorgeous face. plus if you're offering me food i can be persuaded out. i don't know if i'll have anything too exciting to tell you but definitely think we should grab dinner. when were you thinking?

no stop that. no more hiding because if i have to face all this craziness then so do you okay? then it's a sign that you can no longer hide. even if it's just cleaning up a mess your kids made is enough for me or if ryan left something laying around when you yelled at him to pick it up. anything is exciting from you. when are you free?

i did in fact go into hiding. can you blame me? i'd point fingers at global warming, but that excuse seems a tad outdated now. perhaps a better excuse would be that i've been busy directing? but on second thought, let's scrap that excuse too.

i don't know if i can or not but i'm going to simply because i can and you can't say boo about it. come on, no more hiding. this is me dragging everyone out of hiding cause i can't be in the trenches alone with all these kids and their drama. and here i was getting all excited that i'd be getting something new from you soon.

thanks a ton, babe. dropping this album feels like i'm finally letting a bunch of wild butterflies out of my brain and it's the best feeling. it's been a journey and knowing you, among many others, are all jazzed about it totally amps up my excitement. yeah, sometimes you just gotta embrace the hermit life. there's something magical about being cozy at home, maybe with a good book or just jamming to some tunes on your own. look at you still being a busy bee, did get any time off at all after the barbie madness? that little bandit did indeed feast like a king—or queen, monarch, whatever it identifies with. i swear, it's like my backyard is becoming a wildlife documentary. teaming up with the irwin family sounds epic—i could be the quirky sidekick who writes songs about all the critter chaos. think you could hook me up with them? gotta ask, what's the wildest animal you've encountered lately?

and we honestly love that for you so much okay? i'm so happy and proud, i can't say it enough. we love you and we want only good things for you always, if there is ever someone rooting against you please feel free to send them my way okay? being at home and all cozied up just brings a kind of peace that no one can truly ever explain. nothing compares to it. yes i did get some time off from the after the barbie madness, i refused any project that came my way once all of that ended. i needed that mental free space ya know? just needed a breather before diving back into anything else. okay now i have to ask because i feel like this is something you would do, did you give this adorable little trash gremlin a name? the irwin family are adorable and you would fit right in with them i'm sure, plus who doesn't love a quirky sidekick who writes songs? i can make some calls.

what in the world do you mean by that? i'm no one special! you are in your hunk era okay! if anne has stated it then you best believe it because honey everyone has eyes on you. my accent would probably screw up your last name anyway so we will happily stick to just nick. i'm sure something will come up, we will keep our fingers crossed and until then we can become amazing friends in the process.

There's nothing worse than waking up and not being able to turn your head past a certain point because you slept on your neck funny. You kinda get used to the bus life after a little while, it's not too bad. Does anyone even know the identity of cheeseball man? Or will history remember him as just that? Someone needs to get a sit-down interview with him and ask all these hard hitting questions. I only speak the truth, babes!

i couldn't have said it better myself, there's nothing worse than neck pain... that's just a whole other level. i'm gonna have to take your word for it, i know the hotel life and that's about it. you know what? i don't think anyone does know his identity, i think he will always remain a secret unless he decides to expose himself. you speak too highly but i will accept it just this once.

so, like, i've been getting a bunch of texts asking why i didn't show up at the met and most people just assumed i was hella busy 'cause my album's about to drop. gotta love it when peeps think i'm all caught up in serious stuff when, truth be told, i was just chilling at home, trying to lure what i thought was a dog rummaging through my trash with some tasty food. turns out, it was a super stealthy raccoon with some seriously refined taste in humans. but damn, i did not sign up for that. woke up this morning and the little critter's still hanging around my yard. like, seriously? am i a pet owner now or just accidentally running a wildlife sanctuary? / @glamourstarters

so excited to hear that your album is going to drop soon, i've been waiting for this and i'm so proud of you for it. nothing wrong with chilling at home and just having that good old fashioned you time, sometimes it's needed and needs to be chosen over events. i didn't go either, mostly because i just didn't have the time to fit it into my schedule. did the raccoon at least get a decent meal out of the trash? i think you need to team up with the irwin family at this point, first a raccoon and who knows what will come next.

oh my god margot? thank you? please.. wow. i don't know what to say.. those are big words coming from you. i just simply adore you and all that you are. thank you, thank you, thank you. nothing makes me happier than people liking it. i'm so thankful i got to wear that, it really was a blessing. as much as i could barely walk, i never wanted to get out of it.

do not thank me, go thank whoever made your dress and your glam team for making you look absolutely fantastic okay? i'm just little old me appreciating the beauty that i see. oh stop you'll make me blush. you're welcome darling. you were stunning, it was elegant and just breathtaking. i hope your ryan helped you with the walking and held your things while you looked gorgeous?

To be fair, the majority of the hotel beds pass the comfort test. There's just that occasional rock hard mattress that leaves you feeling stiff the next morning. The bunks in the bus can be cozy for a night or two. But definitely not ideal for extended periods of time. I wonder how the cheeseball guy is doing. Did he puke afterward? Or just writhe in pain with an awful stomachache? I need to know. That yellow dress would look absolutely stunning on you. Then again, you could wear a garbage bag and look gorgeous.

i hate when you get the one that makes you have the stiff neck and shoulders when you push yourself out of bed. that's when it's not so awesome. i don't know how you guys manage to stay on the buses for so long, and deal with the discomfort of them. not to mention the limited space in them. i think that's a question that we will all be wondering, one that we will never get a true answer too... though maybe we'll luck out and we'll get something? that is the biggest compliment ever just so you know! oh hush up you gorgeous lady.