biggest mcspirk fan

Better think twice about that one son

Those librarians were for sure polyamorous lesbians, yes?

The Aunts

#my crobe

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

Inviting the boyfriends home for shore leave

if this is everything

(also this post by Affixjoy lives in my mind rent-free and it’s all i had in mind when doodling the spocklet)

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

fascinating

throws beer bottole . gaayyyy

spones x the sims