scraps.

Lmfao what!? 😩😂😂😂😂😂

Y'all niggas still washing your face with water from the sink? Smh broke bitches!

Nigga wtf are you supposed to wash it with? LOL

Same thing as Trump only the finest urine of the best Russian whores, rich people like to have everything gold, even their showers

Lmfaoooooo

hol up how do you wash your face then fr 

Only bottled water touching my face

that sounds like alot of work..why you callin us broke bitches but you’re bathing like you’re from detroit..lol jk

Lmaooooo the tag!

This whole post messy lmfao

You tryna get messy too? 👀

💀💀💀oh my god?!?!?!

you deadass wash your face with bottled water?

I’m tryna wash it with some natural oils an juices wassup 👀

like Fiji water or ?

lmaooo too smooth

you ain’t gotta tell me twice 😂😂

Get @sexynakedblackguy off my feed, always starting shit 😂😂😂😂😂

my mans shot his shot like 4 times 😭

A mess 😂😂😂

What tf is going on? Lmao

This man legendary 😂😂😂😂😂

This guy is iconic shjsksksks

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmaooooooooooo legendary

Reblog to save a life

I burst out laughing.

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

yes

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

His camera operator need some kinda award

This is my favorite video on the internet

I adore her

& thanks for coming to her ted talk

Why she went in like this?!

Period

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

Why are customers stupid as fuck

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

B o I

Reblogging for the comic

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

I work at a hot dog place and I had a couple come in and order two hot dogs. One plain and one with onions and mustard. I labeled them so they knew which was which but they returned a little later complaining that his hot dog didn’t have anything on it even though he ordered it with mustard and onions and that his girlfriends hot dog had mustard and onions instead of being plain….I didn’t even know how to respond.

I once had a woman complaining about how small our clothes were fitting her. She was shopping in the childrens department.

Reblogging because I’ve never seen these before, and I bet a lot of people haven’t. 

My great grandma was a bomb builder in Cleveland. There’s a restaurant in the city, near the airport, called 101st Bombardiers (I think) that we went to after her funeral. We got into a conversation with the owner about how she specifically wanted us all to go there, and the owner called up the previous owner, her mother, who showed up and told us tales about my grandmother from back when they worked together. I don’t know if there were any women of color they worked with, but knowing my grandmother they would have been fast friends.

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