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I don’t have many regrets in life. I like to think things happen for a reason. But one thing I do regret, and immensely so, is not buying the house that has a garage. My car is covered in leaves and bird shit. 

I’m having that same problem. Do the locals feed these birds something weird? I swear, either a handful of birds are just really not having a great time or they travel in flocks with the sole purpose of destroying the paint on cars. Either way, I’m about ready to invest in a scarecrow and see if it works on common birds.

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hayleigh glanced up, brows raised as she shut the cash drawer, “- me?” she asked, slightly shocked, “i - i mean, yeah, all of them. i like - all of those options. so, anyone of them is - good. perfect, even. coffee, wine, beer, iced tea, any kind of beverage, i - i’m good with either. i like it all. except for seltzer, - and ginger ale.”

Marco was surprised when she actually agreed. It felt like a long shot, and he almost felt bad for asking her. She was one of Rose’s bosses, after all. Plus, the nagging guilt in the back of his mind... He was doing his best to take the leap and push it away. He liked Hayleigh, and Luciano adored her as well. This was a good thing- could be a good thing. “Same here.” He blurted, letting out a chuckle. “Minus like, cherry coke. Or cherry anything. I’m not a fan of cherry. But I mean- if you wanted cherry coke I could deal with it.”

“Would you want to get a coffee? I mean, i know you’re having a coffee right now, I meant, like, at a different time… With me. Or, it doesn’t even have to be coffee, it can be any kind of beverage.. Like a wine, or a beer- not that i want to get you drunk. We could get iced tea. Do you like iced tea? Would you want to get an iced tea with me?”

cameron: ahhhhh fine but that's so long.

cameron: YOU MOVED TO FUCKING LIMA ARE YOU SERIOUS

cameron: rose always gets the fun shit! goddamnit!

marco: It'll fly by! By the time you get home Jo and I will have the house all set up, be workin on our new job ( details to follow ), and Luci won't be a grump butt from adjusting to the move.

cameron: UNCLE MARC ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW YOU'RE IN LIMA??????????

cameron: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST COME TO LA WHAT THE FUCK IM SO SAD IM NOT THERE

marco: Don't be sad! I'll be here when you get back!

marco: We decided it was time for a change of scenery. So, we moved!

marco: -selfie of him, jo, and luciano at the lima bean earlier-