Marcelo

bitch im on 12 frames

I was on the show Chopped and Gordon Ramsay was a judge. I had to make mashed potatoes, which sounded easy enough so I decided to procrastinate until the last 5 minutes. I had my potatoes done and just needed to put them on the presenting plate. As I was scooping the food, I had realized that I didn’t have any potatoes in the bowl or on the plate. Ramsay kicked me out and gave the trophy to the trashcan cause I was the only contestant.

this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

I piss really hard and theres nothing we can do about it