donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy

I hope the quarantine and social distancing start a revolution in retail where the customer is always wrong and needs to shut the fuck up & follow rules

My landlord decides I’m ugly and hits me with a net until I leave the apartment building

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

it’s has been 3pm the entire time i’ve been in quarantine like i wake up and it feels like 3pm. i eat lunch it’s 3pm. i go to bed it’s 3pm. when will time move again

How much childhood.... Am I actually .... Like supposed to remember.......

*dissociates the entire quarantine*