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Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

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i need him so bad its concerning at this point

chilewithcarnage

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

Remus : Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Sirius: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Marlene, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Remus : You're a bad influence.

Sirius: And you don't know your sayings.

Peter: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Sirius: This knife is actually a magic wand.

James: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Remus: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Lily: What the fuck is wrong with you people

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James: Yo is Sirius sleeping or dead?

Remus: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Peter: Yeah, so did I.

Sirius: Okay first of all, fuck you-

bloedgetuige

can yall do me a favor and reblog this & tell me what you think the Best Song is. not your favorite but the best. mine is fast car by tracy chapman

maraudermellon

100% gotta be santeria by sublime idk why it just fits all the vibes

#santeria #sublime #the bass line #absolutely gorgeous

Frank: Just be yourself.

James: 'Be myself'? Frank, I have one day to win Lilly over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Peter: Couple weeks.

Sirius: Six months.

Remus: Jury’s still out.

James: See, Frank?

James: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

battyarchamac

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

fattest head cannon that Sirius is gender fluid im sorry it’s just true to me <33

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Sirius: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Marlene: You people already know too much about me.

Lilly: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Remus: Violence isn't the answer.

Sirius: You’re right.

Remus and James: *sighs in relief*

Sirius: Violence is the question.

James: What?

Sirius, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

James, running after them: NO-

Remus: when u wake up,

James: hmm

Remus: how much crack do you take?

James: the usual

Lilly: what do you mean,

Lilly: am i going to get chicken at kfc?

James:

Lilly: what do you mean James?

Remus: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Sirius : We yell, 'oh shit.'

James : ...That'll work.

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Remus: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Sirius: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Remus, desperately, as Sirius bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Sirius: Oh! B positive.

Remus: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Sirius:

James: It’s dark in here

Peter: Don’t worry dude I got this

Peter: *Stomps their feet*

Peter: *Skechers light up*

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