Tell your boss you're going home sick tonight.

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

do you ever think about how sam wilson was in pararescue in the army? as in, it was his job to rescue soldiers? and he did that by flying with a pair of wings on his back? just swooping in and saving people? basically what i’m getting at is actual guardian angel sam wilson bye

@mapswindsor @dorkystan

how not to:

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(via thebootydiaries, jacob)

my mum asks me to show her this almost every day

@technotrousers @mapswindsor

*watching sports* why are the two teams fighting? they should work together. that way they can all win

REPTILES ARE BACK

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