BERESFORD Rd.

I don’t especially need concert footage……? Unless it’s official HD footage of Jewel’s Woodstock ‘99 set.

I’m sick of this emoji 🫡 so don’t even think about using or mentioning it in my vicinity.

advertising people say terrible things like “snackable content”

somehow I manage to be chronically online without being radicalized………that I know of

do people not realize how unfunny they are 🤩

I’m grateful to my smartphone for single handedly getting me thru Covid

I’m tired of learning new things and getting less innocent 😆

one day you wake up and you’re 30.62 years (11,173 days) old and almost all your friends are engaged, partnered, married and you’re not and it’s not your end goal per se but it comes up in little ways like the night’s curtain call when pairs start pairing and yawning and slowly exiting together and arms wrap around hips and your apartment is clean and airy and welcoming but if a welcome welcomes in the forest are you still alone? and you know the answer is no because alone comes from within and you’re taking all the right steps and you’re buying the linen sheets for breathability and you’re moisturizing and you’re integrating fitness and you’re bringing people together but if those people are already together are you redundant? and you know that no you’re singular there’s no other you but maybe someday soon there’ll be someone that verifies that indeed there’s no other you and then walks into that forest with you so that when a tree falls you can hear it together

lowkey everyone is named Kirsten or Kristin……. All this time I’ve been focusing on Kaitlyns and Jens but the Kristens have been gliding on thru

I am not responsible for ur good time 😘

being a parent must be so cringey bc you’re constantly like “yess sweetie! great work. you slayed” meanwhile your child is talentless 🦋

name one time a Leo was actually vulnerable with you. you can’t

One thing is this: being in touch with friends is never regrettable!