「 HR 6819 Col. 」

The creator supposedly has a tumblr, but I was unable to find it… Nonetheless, they have a bunch of Dispatch-themed templates and assets here, and I think they’re super cool! So you should look at them maybe if that interests you (and also if you know the handle of the creator PLEASE lmk!)

Oh my gosh, they're so cute!!! 😍 I remember you posting a design for a fankid for one of the yumay prompts. It's nice to see Funie again, I like their eyeball head!

How do Caine & Sevny interact with them? Do the other circus members know about it? If so what do they think? Did Caine & Sevny talk about having a kid or was Caine just like "hmm I have a GREAT idea!"?

How do Caine & Sevny interact with them?

Like that ^ 🥲 Annoying ass circus family telling each other stupid jokes and laughing 😁

Do the other circus members know about it?

Yes!! Although this question has us thinking about an AU where Caine keeps Funie locked in an Adventure only he and Sevny can access, not thinking about how he’s doing the same thing to Funie that the C&A programmers and devs did to him by quarantining him 😈

Funie learning there’s a whole world outside the one it’s known, confronting Caine and screaming, “am I really that unwanted?!”

Caine realizing he gave Funie the same exact abandonment issues that C&A gave him 😈

If so, what do they think?

Ohh that’s an interesting question~. Honestly they live in a world where just about everything is created by Caine anyways, and Funie is essentially no different than Gummigoo or Abel. However, Caine doesn’t present the NPCs as his children, so that specific element of Caine A.) having a child and B.) having a child with a circus member might be a little weird. But then again, everything is weird about the digital circus 🥲 (eating without hunger, sleeping without rest, being killed without dying, etc).

As for specific dynamics: Ragatha tries her best to be kind and supportive of Funie and hides her frustration when they get annoying, Jax likes to antagonize Funie and Funie, Not Being Human, usually responds in a way that Freaks Jax Out. While Pomni may have her judgements and reservations, she goes with the flow. Poor Kinger doesn’t know what’s going on half the time 🥲. And Funie likes to try and cheer Gangle and Zooble up whenever it thinks they’re in a bad mood.

Did Caine & Sevny talk about having a kid, or did Caine just like, “hmm I have a GREAT idea”?

LMAOOOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣

Caine: Today’s Adventure is— Parenthood!! *he snaps his fingers and then there’s a fan kid for every possible pairing within the circus*

And then everyone Abstracts 😂🤣😂🤣

The canon (for now) is that Gangle and Zooble get together, and after so long, the others (maybe Jax as a joke?? or Kinger??) brings up them having children together. After this persists Caine pulls Human Informant Sevny off to the side and asks what’s all this fuss about kids. Sevny explains that human couples tend to have children after they been together for so long. Because Caine is interested in humans and human culture and human lives, he asks if he and Sevny should have a child. Since this “child” will just be an Ai willed into existence by Caine and doesn’t encompass the horrors of pregnancy and child birth and child rearing, Sevny’s like, “yeah, sure 👍”.

If Nevermore was in the amazing digital circus, she would be a lion with a curly mane and a cunty jacket with a flowy undershirt that’s kinda giving a cross between goth prince and pirate

Don’t ask me how I know this, I just woke up at 5AM for work and decided this as truth

Calypso: one of those dolls that you pull on a string to make talk, except as an anthro lion.

Elliott: sticky hand toy, so all her limbs are elongated and stretchy. also vaguely alien shaped/themed.

Jane: toy knight but her hands/gauntlets have claws or are blades a la edward scissorhands.

Cyber: yknow how electronics (controllers specifically, I think) came in clear and you can see the wires/insides? Their whole body is like that. And their head is an 80s TV.

Kelly: porcelain angel doll.

Macbeth: skeleton/crow hybrid, clothes transition into feathers/feathers are his clothes.

Rowan: wolf stuffed animal.

If Nevermore was in the amazing digital circus, she would be a lion with a curly mane and a cunty jacket with a flowy undershirt that’s kinda giving a cross between goth prince and pirate

Don’t ask me how I know this, I just woke up at 5AM for work and decided this as truth

Sillies aside. Individual system members/their paraselves:

Near — knock off Lego guy

Rest of the Toyhouse Subsystem — various types of dolls (Weary - paper dress doll, Dollette - BJD, Oddette - puppet, Yandelle - plush doll, Donn - rag doll, like Ragatha but 50s themed)

Hartley — black cat wearing a pink tutu & a bow on her ear, possibly one on her tail too, and ballet slippers

Fang — one of those alien toys you win at a carnival (not sure which one)

Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.

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But I ain't exactly not incest...

also thinking about Ava telling Niall that he's got the look of an absent father, which he would have learned from his own absent father. his absent father who died. he would have likely been a shitty father regardless but he was in fact absent (like his own father) from both his children's lives. also thinking about Niall going to the parenting classes and being absent-minded (pun intended) and not paying attention.

Also i like to think that when one of them has to get away through some time (work reasons maybe) the other goes crazy, niall in a more suttle way wearing ruben's clothes (like he does on the show), ruben starting to get angry and saying that niall should quit his job (why you need to work when you have me?)

Hannibal thinks they are rather boring clients at first. An anxious closeted homosexual. An angry closeted bisexual. Both suffering from toxic masculinity and struggling to find their feet in the world. Ruben's rage is a little interesting, but other than that, niether men fascinate Hannibal like some of his other more murderous clients do.

And then Niall and Ruben start talking about each other. Their love and resentment for each other. How they feel addicted to each other. How their relationship is marked by sexual violence and mental/emotional humiliation. That Ruben's assault on Niall are rooted in masculine shame and lust, and Niall endures by both fearing and lusting after Ruben.

That Ruben recreated the violence his dad did to him on Niall.

It then becomes Hannibal's goal to get these men to confess their love, fuck, and kill each other in a tragic way.