im just here to talk about horsemonkey

when mr knight shows up on the screen i will not be paying attention to the game because i will be cranking my hog

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

I have to make fun of Bronco because if I start thinking about how fucked up his life is I ironically start crying

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

If Bronco had a journal I feel it would be super performative. Bragging about amazing feats at work and defeating his opponents through mind games. And then random nights when his mental health gets REALLY bad he drunkingly writes down all of his deepest, most personal thoughts before ripping out the pages out of embarrassment and guilt