misery

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

Welcome to Hungary, we have "cube cheese" (kockasajt) which is triangle shaped and comes in a round container. Oh and has a bear dressed as a waiter on the cover. Because we can.

az év 2056. miközben várok az okos mávra addig rágyújtok az elektronikus cigarettámra és megnyitom az elektronikus leveleimet az okos telefon készülékemen. jött az értesíés hogy le fog járni a ház előfizetésem. okos házamba érbe, egy sötét sarokba bújva, ahol nem látnak az okos kamerák. előveszem a "gyuri 2012" házi pálinkát. az emberek még nem tudják de ezzel fogom megmenteni a világot.

happy pride hungary

@edsdame new pride flag dropped!

hungarian gender ftw

ő/őt 👍

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints

i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist

let’s get snuggly with mama

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious