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talent: sleeping

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

i love pasta and bread and ignoring responsibilities

i really haven't been right since the accident (my birth)

love it when men wear their slutty lil glasses

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

nevertheless, we ball

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay w being perceived as bitchy

this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing