inconsequential gibberish.

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

absolutely will not be able to make it through the entire video tonight but Shanspeare roasting Miss Swift for the time she dated a high schooler at the tender age of 22 is so peak

is "espionage" like a self-censorship term for sex now or

Calvin Harris being a stage name is crazy. why would you take one very common sounding anglo name and swap it out for another very common sounding anglo name. it's not the point of this video and I don't care about him at all but like. what's his deal.

it's really buckwild how much g🌈ylors were certain that Taylor and Karlie, of all people, would need to resprt to a lavender marriage to be "protected from the Trump administration." like as if the extremely wealthy white celebrity gays were in terrible danger. lmao.

and it's like. in hindsight it seems really easy to see that Miss Swift was just kind of tapping into LGBT rights as a cause that was technically political but pretty safe. like a very popular celebrity coming out as an #ally in the late 2010s was not brave unless you were, saying, an extremely coddled woman with the political mind of a beanie baby. like it has no more edge than her period of walking around with a bunch of equally tall and thin and white supermodels and talking about feminism.

treating anything Christian Siriano did like it's proof is so funny. he's a shit-stirring little gremlin who loves mess and I'm saying that as someone who wants to fuck him pretty severely.

god you're so right Shanspeare that is the best movie of all time

I have to say it's been a real honor to be like the only internet wingbat directly quoted in this video, virtually every gaylor is anonymized and me? well I'm a special little boy who gets an inbox full of people telling me I'm in a video I already know about

man "if she's straight then what the hell is her music about" has gotta be one of the gaylor quotes of all time

god I'm so glad they had two bottles of wine for this. also I've already seen a Lot of people misgendering Shanspeare while talking about this video (and in general) so let's all remember that they're a they/them baddie. it's literally in the opening of the video.

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

honestly just a good mindset in any creative endeavour

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

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I heavily recommend getting very good at spotting Meta glasses. Like I'm talking so good all you need is a glance. Otherwise, I would go about public life bearing in mind that more and more people are wearing expensive camera glasses that can record you without you realizing.

Saw the news about Venezuela. Two back to back earthquakes, that's terrifying.

Please redirect your attention to @carpenter-sab 's post. It has links for donations for relief.