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commissions OPEN commissions for creatures with simple background all colored and shaded in pixel style (examples above)

will draw: anything organic, critters, plants, animals, dinos, pokemon, strange homunculus bodies, plushies 🐀🦠🪱🌼🌺🥀🌷🐷🦄🐰🐇🫏🦣🦏🦧🦡🐅🐃🐑🦢🐦‍🔥🫧🐜🐚🕸️🐙 if you want me to make up a creature I can do that too!!!!!

won't draw: normal non homunculus humans 😔,nsfw/fetish stuff 🙈, human shaped anthro bodies 😿, too much decorations/clothing🫪, warrior cats 😔....mmo characters.....🫣........😓.....real pets 😣

$45 dollar usd per character (message me in DMs not asks) before payment, pay up front, i must have artistic liberty on poses and backgrounds

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

....is a given character having sex as if they're experienced with intimacy? Do they seem confident or unsure of themselves? Are they taking charge or letting their partner lead things? Are they being affectionate in ways that aren't inherently sexual, such as kissing and cuddling? Do they do anything just for their partner or only seem to care about what feels good to themselves? Do they ever look at their partner or keep their eyes closed? Is it casual or intense? Aggressive or gentle?? Do they get totally naked or keep something on? Did they take any time to find somewhere more private or just dive into it with no concern? Was this spontaneous or was there prior indication that these characters were physically attracted to one another? How mutual did the attraction seem to be? Is it purely physical or is it *love?* Does that apply to all parties involved? Is this good for them? Does it have any significance to any of their other relationships? If so, do they care, and is any of the above affected by that? How many of these details align with what you already knew or felt about these characters, versus how many reveal a side to them they had been hiding?

I know the question is also just being silly, but it would even tell you a lot about a character if it turned out "position" and ""slurpiness" were the only factors that stood out to them about human intimacy. That'd basically be this guy:

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.

If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.

Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.

No! Gabe was riffing on Lincolns reputation as one of the homelier presidents. Hugely impressive that the sculptor finished this with only the one free hand.

My kids are in 5th and 6th grade. They’ve never even seen a fingering chart. The 6th grader is expected to do nearly all of his schoolwork on a computer, and he doesn’t even know the term “home row”. I don’t know how they expect them to excel without giving them the skills they need to use the tools they have to use.

Typing classes were only availble to those taking the secretarial class, which was not open to boys.

It should be noted that there is a distinction between typing as it used to mean and word processing. Typewriters were unforgiving machines, not only could you not cut, paste or delete (for obvious reasons) so your spelling had to be very, VERY good, but the legibiity of each letter produced depended on how hard you hit the key (unless you went to a fancy school which had electric typewriters, which were not the norm).

Those of us who were subversive enough to learn keybaord skills through computing had a MUCH easier time of it. Though it was often offset by the shitty keyboards some computers had, and YES, I’m calling you out ZX81!

If you can’t see any depth to those keys, you are correct, they have none because the ZX81 keyboard was a damned membrane!

But believe me, if you could learn to typeat a decent speed on of these, then NOTHING could stop you, expcet for the fact that the odds were good you were typing faster than it could process input.

It’s successor, the ZX Spectrum had spongey keys, which whilst not great, were better than nothing.

We need to bring back typing lessons to the curriculum. The kids will fly if you give them a tablet or smartphone but they have no clue on how to use a keyboard or keyboard shortcuts. If the senior PE class decides to be twats and pry up the keys and swap them round, I will still have 14/15 year olds unable to type because the keys are swapped. And I often don’t notice when helping them because I just.. touch type.

I legitimately broke a Higher Computing Science (so a 16 year old who had chosen to do computer stuff) by showing him how Ctrl+H let him find and replace because he’d made a consistent error in his code and I could see him going back and adding up all the time he’d spent trying to find all the incidences of a specific variable in his code and there I was showing him CTRL+F and all these things.

These kids might not pick a computer based subject after the age of 13 and half of them don’t understand file systems, version control, difference between cloud vs local storage, how to save, etc.

So many kids would just turn off the monitor and think that was the computer, usually leaving themselves logged in (to the point I locked the monitor power button and had multiple posters up reminding kids to press the spacebar on the keyboard to wake up the monitor first).