normal individual

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

told my coworker “they’re accusing the chivelord of chive fraud” and it turns out she doesn’t know what any of that means and i look crazy

HE CONFESSED TO THE CHIVE FRAUD

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

the excitement of knowing for sure we have dan and phil every monday makes me forget to be scared for what kind of psychological warfare they will enact with their topic of the week

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

turns into a tiny bunny mid conversation so you can't yell at me annnnny more

threres bunnys in the notes

the world would be so much better if performative hipster white men started playing the banjo again. go forth and make stomp and holler music white boy

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures