-MANGO POOTS ARE THE BEST FRUIT TOOTS-

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

@the-collector-of-souls he you and you he you home

The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

Mario has been kissed by at least two canonically transgender women. I have to surpass him

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now