I will be King

Did you know that two girls are probably kissing right now? Big cheer for the kissing girls 👍💖🎉💜👍

can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

2016 felt like 50 yrs and 2017 has felt like 3 days

“I Got it maybe 30 days ago (Give or take a day or two). Last week, I took it with me when I went to the local cemetery with my niece and accidentally left it behind on the steps of one of the tombs. Three days later, my sister was over at the house and took her dog for a walk near the church when she found a dead cat. I saw it, the thing looked shredded. News around the neighborhood was some psychotic kid was killing small animals. The police won’t say a word about it. Yesterday, The police went house to house asking about illnesses and if anyone was sick, no one was so they left. This morning, there was a traffic jam outside. Some crazy Fuckers even drove up on my front yard. I tried calling the police but the phones were down. At noon, I heard some children screaming their heads off. Then their parents joined in with the screaming. I think my neighbors are fucking crazy. I looked outside, I saw some drunk in a dirty business suit walk across my yard. I’ve had enough, I’m going out there to scream at that pale skinny fucker. Two Stars.“

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep extra boxes of macaroni and cheese lying around because there will be a week when you don’t have money for groceries. you hold onto your stacks of books and clothes for dear life. those are your assets. physical evidence of where your money’s gone. it’s hard to get rid of it. the bare wall is terrifying when you don’t have much.

Fuck. This makes so much sense and explains so much about me. I must have inherited this from my mum.

so I’d normally put this in the tags but it’s kind of a lot so just reblog this from OP to skip my commentary. But I dogsit for a family who is clearly LOADED. Their house is immaculate. High, vaulted ceilings, wood flooring, two chandeliers in one room. These things are fancy, right ?? I really don’t know, anything that isn’t tile or 30 year old carpet seems fancy to me. It also so… bare. Everything is organized perfectly, they have no excess. Their decor is extravagant and yet minimal - it is carefully and precisely executed. Nothing that doesn’t match the aesthetic sits in their living room. I tried to replicate some of it, but it’s just not possible. I have every book I’ve ever owned, my mom keeps papers upon papers, VHSs in a dresser, how do you just get rid of these things when you know you may not have the opportunity to buy them again? How must it feel to live in such orderly quarters where everything is replaceable?

This really locked into my brain when I was reading one of the declutter your space things and it suggested getting rid of duplicate highlighters and pens. /Pens/. It suggested that you needed one or two working pens, so if you had extra you should get rid of them. That was when I realized minimalist living was /innately/ tied to having spare money, because the idea was, of course you just went out and bought the single replacement thing whenever the first thing broke. You obv. Had the time and money to only ever hold what you needed that moment, because you could always buy more later.

there’s a nice article titled “minimalism is just another boring product wealthy people can buy” by Chelsea Fagan which i feel addressed lots of my problems with minimalism, you can read it [here]

Finding glasses attractive is undoing millions of years of evolution by preferring mates with poorer genetics

So fun fact. We are attracted to people who have different immune systems then us.