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James: Wow, you are so beautiful. You look like an art piece from the rain of sauce era.

Regulus: Excuse me?

James: You know, the ray and sorts. With the hands reaching and stuff. Rein a source.

Regulus:

Sirius holding James: Please, keep an eye on him. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and getting punched.

Regulus: Sure, I’d love to see James getting punched

Sirius:

Sirius: Try again

Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?

James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.

Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good

Sirius:

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Regulus: Do you support gay rights?

Sirius: Not only I support gay rights, I also support gay wrongs

Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem

James: Oh, what a nice—

Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day

Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch

Lily: What? I’m so sorry, are you alright?

Sirius, grinning: Oh? Oh no, it wasn’t mine

Regulus, panicking: no! no, no, no, no, no—nooo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, no, no, no, no, no! James and I are definitely not together, no!

James, not really impressed: Really, twenty nos?

James: Well, one would be nice

Regulus:

James: I know. Whenever I am near the person I like I just start acting so stupid

Regulus: But you’re always acting stupid?

James: …

Sirius: He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry

Remus: So?

Regulus: That’s great

James: [getting excited]

Regulus: So you can go twice

James:

James: Nothing important—