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The mortifying experience of having revealed to your close friend group that you had a 'thing' for wedgies, complete with copious photo and video evidence, had been the most embarrassing moment of your life. But embarrassment quickly gave way to arousal and then, naturally, to ecstasy as the events of the morning and afternoon unfolded.

You felt as if your boner might tear right through your briefs as your bros pounced on you, eager to make good on their part of the arrangement. Far from wanting to forget about the whole thing, they unanimously saw this as an opportunity for a huge win-win. They would get a means of channelling and expending excess academic stress through your waistband, and you would have an erotic fantasy brought to life. Where was the downside?

For three straight hours that morning after, your tighty whities were subjected to constant stretching, pulling, tugging, and yanking. Every time a slow, deliberate pull was administered to your waistband, it felt as though the resultant groan of pleasure were being forcibly extracted from deep within the core of your being, much to your bros' amusement and—could it be?—their own increasingly apparent arousal. Your rational mind screamed at you to resist, to call it all off to preserve your dignity and possibly your friendships, but your animal mind overrode all such concerns. The pleasure was simply too intense to be defied.

'Goddamn,' marvelled Damien, straddling you from above with your waistband bunched up in both fists, you lying prone on the floor. 'I didn't even know they made underwear this stretchy!'

'He probably buys them just because of that,' Jackson opined from behind you, crouching on the floor with one of your ankles in each of his hands, holding you down to maximize Damien's leverage as he pulled. 'I'm sure wedgie boys like him need the stretchiest briefs money can buy.' It went without saying, of course, that Jackson's taunting observation was, in fact, entirely correct.

'Five more minutes, Damien,' announced Tyler from the sidelines, 'then it's Aiden turn.' Tyler had been using his phone's stopwatch function to make sure everyone got an equal amount of time with their new human stress toy. Damien promptly redoubled the strength of his ministrations to make the most of his last remaining minutes.

Aiden, for his part, was scrolling through your phone with the purpose of educating himself beforehand on proper wedgie methods, techniques, and terminology. He wanted to make the most of his session, and with the contents of your Twitter feed, your Instagram DMs, your Tumblr page (and more) at his fingertips, he was both amazed and illuminated by the amount of helpful information you were involuntarily providing the entire friend group with.

Afterwards, as your group was accustomed to doing on Saturday mornings, you made your way to a local burger joint for some coffee and greasy, high-calorie grub to help wash away the lingering residue of your hangovers. To a spectator, everything might have seemed as it always was. Except, perhaps, for you. Far more quiet than usual and wearing an unreadable expression on your face, your mind reeled as it tried to process the events of the morning, as well as with their long-term implications. It was, by far, the hottest thing you had ever experienced. It was a miracle you hadn't creamed your briefs just from the sheer, relentless eroticism of the whole situation. But even if you had, would your bros have even cared?

The rest of the group behaved largely as they always did. The staff here were used to how you guys were, to your routine. You would come here every Saturday to chase your hangovers away, sometimes boistrous and inconsiderate as college guys were wont to be. You would boast a little too loud of some enviable sexual conquest made the night before, or of the attainment of some coveted set of digits from a sorority chick. Or, after less eventful Friday nights, one might brag about how well he'd whooped another's ass in this or that videogame. In a word: the usual and expected banter.

Things were different now. To be fair to them, your friends held up their end of the bargain, namely to keep this all a well-guarded secret. But every time the area around your table was empty of potential eavesdroppers, one of them would lean forward a bit to speak in a hushed, conspiratorial whisper, leering at you with a gaze half-menacing, half-hungry.

'Fuck, dude, seeing your face covered in white for the first time last night might have done something to me.'

'Did you guys hear how much this wedgie boy moaned when I started bouncing him? He sounded like he was gonna bust right then and there.'

'What a fucking night. We're gonna have to start making this a regular thing.'

There were enthusiastic nods all around. My heart pounded so fast and hard it felt like it was gonna smash through my ribs. Was this something that the guys were going to lose interest in after a few days, maybe a week? It was possible, but the manic intensity with which they lay violence to my tighty whities that morning and the night before suggested otherwise. I gulped. The future stretched before my mind's eye, both deeply terrifying and indescribably exciting. How long would it go on for? Weeks? Months? Years, even?

Would you rather have to get an increasingly strong hanging wedgie on a game show in tighty whites,

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