just a fly on the wall

cat ownership is just… u see a picture or video of an amazing / cute / beautiful / funny cat and u love that cat with ur whole heart in that moment but ur also secretly smug the whole time bc u know ur cat is the Best One actually

I love RPing. it’s like playing catch except you’re throwing the ball directly at each others’ heads as hard as possible to inflict maximum psychic damage and sometimes the ball is full of candy but sometimes it’s covered in knives and either way you’re delighted when it smacks you in the face.

getting diagnosed with anxiety is so funny actually like wait you're telling me you're not supposed to just get scared

In this house we respect Colin Mochrie

You ever just press the side of your face into an entire Very Patient Cat and listen to the ocean inside

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life