Mojave Blues

I have the obligation to reblog this video every New Year from now on.

you’re laughing. the hannibal fandom jokingly made #consensualcannibalism trending on twitter only for the democrats and republicans to assume its about their opposing party and start viciously attacking each other over supporting cannibalism and you’re laughing

Yknow I didn’t have “cw disowns supernatural and deletes all traces of it from its app and youtube account” on my post spn bingo but I can’t say I’m surprised

what

Excuse me

i thought you were JOKINg

sometimes book less about you reading it and more about it being your companion

“i should bring a book” i say not because i plan on reading it at any point but because i need to have someone on my side in the grocery store soup aisle

did not understand what hannibal meant when he said “you are the mongoose i want under my house when the snakes slither by” until a cockroach crawled into sight while me and a hot girl were watching silence of the lambs and she stomped it to death with her huge docs while i stood on the counter. now i actually think everything hannibal says is reasonable

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

maybe you should vacantly stare into this fire while stoking it with a large branch and you will calm down