Life is But a Dream...

Friend dispenser

My local library has set up a "library of things" where you can check out crafting supplies, cake decorating kits, instruments, and other cool stuff, as well as more video games than some Blockbusters I remember from the heyday. Support fucking libraries.

PIGS ARE SACRED TO HESTIA AND A COMMON LIBATION FOR HER IS PIG FAT. WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HESTIA IS THE PATRON GODDESS OF GRILLIN'

what is a hearth if not a stove without a top

every time you season your skillet with bacon grease hestia becomes more powerful

PROPER CAST IRON SKILLET CARE IS MODERN HESTIA WORSHIP

I’ve joked before that my Instant Pot is my cauldron, but it’s really not super far off the mark. 

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass

ghost stories english dub

Trying to find the downside of eating grain-free dog treats. This thing has none of my allergens in it and is MUCH cheaper than the grain-free human treats I can usually find.

These do not taste anywhere NEAR as good as they smell.

Downside found

Get a rake!

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

Do you want Tarrasques? Because this is how you get Tarrasques.

I had a warlock for a oneshot whose "Great Old One" patron was the DM. The DM christened him Bitchpants McCrabby and gave him the most useless spells he could pull out of the book.