iscariote

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

AITA for smiling and laughing

i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real