MamaBear's Memes

Found this gem on the Facebook marketplace. 😆

I know, I know, it's been quite some time since I posted anything! Sorry about that. I've been busy making another tiny hooman, as seen here. He rather quickly discovered he was born to family of crazies. 😆

I've slept about 2 hours in 2 days. It's bad, guys. 😴🤪

I legitimately don't even know what to say about this. 🤦‍♀️

Future doesn't look so bright. 😳

My daughter is in ballet, and twice a year they do performances. Recently, we had to miss a class in which they were rehearsing for the performance. To make up for it, I was going to have her practice at home. Well, she refused to practice the moves if she didn’t have the song they were going to dance to. I asked her if she knew the name of the song, figuring the internet would come through as usual and I could play the song off YouTube or Spotify. Of course, she didn’t know the name of the song, so I asked if she could remember any of the words (I pride myself in my ability to recognize/name songs, and figured if she could at least sing a line of it for me I could figure out what song it was). She couldn’t remember at first, but then a while later (after I’d given up and forgotten all about it), out of the blue her sweet little voice starts singing, “Carry on my wayward son…” and by instinct, I also started singing, “There’ll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don’t you cry no more…” And her eyes grew wide and she says, “Mom! How did you know my song?!” To which I responded with much excitement and probably equally wide eyes, “Wait, THAT’S the song you’re dancing to?!” And now it is certain, more than ever, I am not missing this performance for the world. I work that day, but I’ve told my boss that we’re gonna have to trade shifts so I can go, otherwise the office is just closing up early because I’m not missing it. Thankfully, I have an understanding boss who also has children for which she’s had to trade me shifts before. :-)

My dog literally sat like this for a good two hours. Just chillin, human style. 😂

Oh, the irony...I wonder what it was like filming this scene...

He's very concerned for Sam and Dean. XD

The Adventures of Apollo and Balley: After getting in trouble for nearly stealing the Tiny Hooman's breakfast, Apollo reunites with his beloved Balley and finds entertainment while in doggy time out.

I just don't have the heart.

I understand signs that warn you of a school ahead, but generally by the time you're in the parking lot, I think this should be common knowledge...

Derp.

My dog thinks he's so chill.

Uh..What's wrong with this picture?