IT’S BACK!

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

What the hell even is the this post

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

By Jove, my quick study of lexicography won a prize!

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

put azula in smash

I can’t get over how well this fits

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3