maltstream

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

It me, I’m the Taurus

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

I’ll never stop reblogging this

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

oh to be the queen of a group of dumb yet capable boys who respect and adore me in equal measure

you want to be a 60s Batman TV villain and that is incredibly fucking valid

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

@eloquentdreams

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,